June Movie Preview

June Movie Preview

Get Him To The Greek (June 4th)
Jonah Hill, Russel Brand

Very much like Jonah Hill. This looks decent. Could go either way.

B


Killers (June 4th)
Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl

Not a fucking chance. Ashton and Katherine are two of the most untalented one note actors around. This looks awful.

D


Marmaduke (June 4th)
Owen Wilson, Emma Stone

Realyl? Some things should just not be remade, or turned into a movie period. I shouldn’t even be justifying this films existence. Again, dreadfully stupid.

F


Ondine (June 4th)
Colin Farrell

I’ve been waiting for this for a while and have been seeing this trailer for what feels like years. Looks good.

A-


Splice (June 4th)
Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley

Looks like a genuinely creepy scifi/horror film. A rarity in contemporary cinema.

A-



The A-Team (June 11th)
Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper

Looks fun but also ridiculously stupid.

B-



The Karate Kid
(June 11th)
Jaden Smith

I kind of can’t stand Jaden Smith. He comes off as extremely pretentious and egotistical for his age. He’s really unnecessary.

C


Winter’s Bone (June 11th)
Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes

This film did wonders at every film festival. Reviews are outstanding. I’m on board.

A-


I Am Love (June 18th)
Tilda Swinton

Looks decent, but slightly pretentious and indulgent. Looks like I’ve seen it before.

B


Jonah Hex (June 18th)
Josh Brolin, Megan Fox

For some reason this works for me. I’m sold.

B+


The Killer Inside Me (June 18th)
Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba

A-


Toy Story 3 (June 18th)

B+

Obviously this looks great.

Grown Ups (June 25th)
Adam Sandler, Kevin James

Looks ridiculously stupid and not funny. You couldn’t pay me to sit through a movie starring Rob Schneider and David Spade.

D


Knight and Day (June 25th)
Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz

Could be fun. The only thing saving this otherwise lackluster cliche trailer are the two leads.

C+


Love Ranch (June 30th)
Jose Pesci, Helen Mirren

Did I just see Bai Ling? Looks interesting, different, fun. The trailer looks like every great movie we love.

A-