Get Him To The Greek (June 4th)
Jonah Hill, Russel Brand
Very much like Jonah Hill. This looks decent. Could go either way.
Killers (June 4th)
Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl
Not a fucking chance. Ashton and Katherine are two of the most untalented one note actors around. This looks awful.
Marmaduke (June 4th)
Owen Wilson, Emma Stone
Realyl? Some things should just not be remade, or turned into a movie period. I shouldn’t even be justifying this films existence. Again, dreadfully stupid.
Ondine (June 4th)
I’ve been waiting for this for a while and have been seeing this trailer for what feels like years. Looks good.
Splice (June 4th)
Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley
Looks like a genuinely creepy scifi/horror film. A rarity in contemporary cinema.
The A-Team (June 11th)
Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper
Looks fun but also ridiculously stupid.
The Karate Kid (June 11th)
I kind of can’t stand Jaden Smith. He comes off as extremely pretentious and egotistical for his age. He’s really unnecessary.
Winter’s Bone (June 11th)
Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes
This film did wonders at every film festival. Reviews are outstanding. I’m on board.
I Am Love (June 18th)
Looks decent, but slightly pretentious and indulgent. Looks like I’ve seen it before.
Jonah Hex (June 18th)
Josh Brolin, Megan Fox
For some reason this works for me. I’m sold.
The Killer Inside Me (June 18th)
Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba
Toy Story 3 (June 18th)
Obviously this looks great.
Grown Ups (June 25th)
Adam Sandler, Kevin James
Looks ridiculously stupid and not funny. You couldn’t pay me to sit through a movie starring Rob Schneider and David Spade.
Knight and Day (June 25th)
Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz
Could be fun. The only thing saving this otherwise lackluster cliche trailer are the two leads.
Love Ranch (June 30th)
Jose Pesci, Helen Mirren
Did I just see Bai Ling? Looks interesting, different, fun. The trailer looks like every great movie we love.